green river is my new home.
we spent 3 hours floating down the river, fighting rapids and tipping each other's tubes. we climbed the impossible log jam, i lost my favorite pair of flip flops, chanel got burned to a nice lobster color, and tom's ass was dragging on the bottom half the time. and don't let me forget how i hit a tree branch and flipped over, or the afro duck club. tom's nipples turned white, and chanel swears she'll never float that long again. honestly, i think we just need to start earlier than 5.